January 2012
17 posts
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“you should message me if you’re not a manipulative c*nt.”
– Internet dating still astounds me. How does the author of this profile get any dates? Shit’s bananas! And with that I say good night.
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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in solidarity with the internet
I, too, blacked out yesterday.
Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
dpesick: I tweeted: “Lana del Rey’s performance on SNL last night really legitimized her career and proved she is a capable performer.” -No one — Daniel Pesick (@dlpesick) January 15, 2012 As a result, Popdust said I’m mean, and Entertainment Weekly said I’m harsh.   Wait.   WHAT!? it’s because she’s uber sensitive about harsh criticism and will probably cry upon reading what...
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 13th
Music is my boyfriend....
Audiosexual (edited for size)
Jan 10th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Happy New Year: A year in Prospective
So, first post of  2012. I hope everyone had a happy new year and holiday season. I usually do a year in review, but I think that we can collectively agree that 2011 was a shit year. So let’s strike it from the record shall we? This year I’m going to put what I hope for the new year. Kind of like new year’s resolutions, but those don’t last, so I’m just going to...
Jan 2nd
December 2011
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 18th
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Dec 15th
on nights like this a girls got to stay warm...
who wants to cuddle?
Dec 10th
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Dec 8th
Maybe I should reserve a seat on that space ship... →
Dec 6th
Dec 5th
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Dec 2nd
November 2011
9 posts
My estranged uncle is now living uncle fester style in my parent’s house. I have to share the north side or the house with him. Oh joy.
Nov 24th
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Nov 18th
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Nov 17th
Nov 16th
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Just made coma inducing stew.
I’m that good. I also used every, single, vegetable I have in the house. Totally worth it.
Nov 11th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 8th
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Adele’s version of “lovesong” might be better than the original. And that’s not something that often happens, folks.
Nov 3rd
October 2011
6 posts
That is scary...
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Oct 30th
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Oct 27th
10 notes
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Got a new cd tonight and someone bought me dinner
guess who’s happier than a kid at christmas.
Oct 25th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 14th
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my whole street is blocked off this morning
for some film they’re shooting. I foresee pandemonium and property values going up. So glad I just signed a super long lease. However if they’re shooting “COPS: the movie” I will kill myself
Oct 4th
September 2011
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Sep 11th
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probably bleeding on the inside...
going to the doctor in the morning, can you tell I’m looking forward to it? WebMD is telling me a bunch of scary things and that I should have called 911 like… Saturday, but I don’t feel like death too much anymore so…. but if this is my last post ever because i’m such a procrastinator at taking care of myself, don’t let my parents find the box under my bed....
Sep 8th
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Super Productive Holiday
Listening to CocoRosie, eating sorbet, updating my resume and debating if the symptoms of an ulcer are frighteningly familiar. 
Sep 5th