Essentially, I'm trouble. Nice to meet ya!



IF only it were that easy. muahahahahahaha.

I think i'm in love with Rob Harvilla

You had me at “Eat it, Lizzy Grant.”

"but my big secret
gonna hover over your life
gonna keep you reaching
when I’m gone like yesterday
when I’m high like heaven
when I’m strong like music
‘cause I’m slow like honey, and
heavy with mood"

- This song by Ms. Fiona is kinda my life story right now.

"you should message me if you’re not a manipulative c*nt."

- Internet dating still astounds me. How does the author of this profile get any dates? Shit’s bananas! And with that I say good night.

Somethings I handle very well. The ginger is not one of them.

Somethings I handle very well. The ginger is not one of them.

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I, too, blacked out yesterday.

Ginger, French, and plays the ukelele. Um, YES PLEASE!!!

love love LOVE this song. Video is pretty cute too.

because Fiona Apple clearly equals Lana Del Rey

because Fiona Apple clearly equals Lana Del Rey

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dpesick:

I tweeted:

As a result, Popdust said I’m mean, and Entertainment Weekly said I’m harsh.  

Wait.  

WHAT!?

it’s because she’s uber sensitive about harsh criticism and will probably cry upon reading what you wrote. Good job Dan.

Source: dpesick

Kisses from 27!

Kisses from 27!

One hour left for 26. #goodriddance

One hour left for 26. #goodriddance

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Audiosexual (edited for size)

In case anyone was wondering about our maturity level here @ casa de Brooklyn, we still play with our food.

In case anyone was wondering about our maturity level here @ casa de Brooklyn, we still play with our food.

I think I’m hungover already. Is that possible? I want bbq.

I think I’m hungover already. Is that possible? I want bbq.